Saturday, February 04, 2006

Army Aviator

An Army Aviator walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his Rolex watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and am testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Aviator explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."

"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

He smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

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